Saturday, July 2, 2011

Jokes about David Haye after he shamefully blamed his toe after losing to Vladimir Klitschko

DAVID HAYE lost to Vladmir Klitschko on points after 12rounds in Hamburg. Haye (also known as Hayemaker) had filled columns of newsparer columns with pre-match bravaddo, sometimes shameful about how he was going to knowck out Vladmir. However, following his disgraceful loss, he blamed his toe...saying a toe on his right foot got broken 3weeks before the boxing match, hence he could not land his killer punch!

Obviously, this generated a lot of jokes from twitter followers and the following are some of them.....

1) From #hayemaker to #toemaker

2) David Haye: "Apologies to amm my fans, my toe couldn't land the killer punch."

3) Hey coach, I couldn't beat him with my mouth or my toe, maybe next time I try to punch him?

4) My ego is cashing cheques my toe can't cash..."

5) I am disappoin-toed with the outcome of the fight. #teamhaye

6) Sky box office have apologised for lack of phone staff earlier for David Haye fight....... all had a broken toe.

7) #teamhaye never mind chaps, toemorrow is a new day, dont be a heel, sock it toe 'em

8) That was a #toerrible match