Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Yawning with Circumcision!!

I now believe yawning is very contagious. I have always yawned just by seeing someone yawn!! But I have just developed another theory. I have found out that even by just reading the about yawning….or seeing that word alone...u can actually end up yawning. Amazing, is it?

Picture, here I am…sitting at my desk, perfectly fine, that means that I don’t have need to replenish any oxygen. My office is well aerated. My city is not yet too polluted. I can actually see the lush green meadows from my windows. I had a very good nights’ sleep. There is even no sign of getting tired. And by the way, I enjoy my work tremendously.

It’s about 11:00 hours, and I had a very good breakfast about an hour or so ago. And there is therefore no sign that I am hungry. All is well. I know you are beginning to feel like you should exchange places with me.

So I open my yahoo news, and the first thing I see is that this statement “New research challenges the common theory that yawns are triggered by a need to replenish oxygen…..” under a very captivating heading (they always are!!)
Why we yawn
You now what happened? immediately yawned! Can you imagine??

Now I know, that just by reading this, someone has yawned already. If not, my theory may not necessarily be disproved; it just needs further fine tuning. I anyone has ideas Please send it to me, I need to make a write up, and send it to the American Journal of Science for publishing or to the State Department for few a few of Big Sam’s bucks. I seriously need to do more research on this subject!

I mean if some good people can fund a crazy research project such as looking at how circumcision can go along way into curbing the spread of HIV/AIDS. Even BBC devotes an entire article on how Circumcision can dramatically cut the rate of HIV infection in heterosexual relationships, and suggesting that it might actually offer hope to Africa. Goodness, are we insane, look at Ethiopia, Uganda (Mbale and Kasese),.

And by the way, a whole conference, 4th IAS Conference on HIV Pathogenesis, Treatment ,and Prevention took place in the beautiful city of Sydney Australia from 22- 25 July 2007. It was even billed as “The world's biggest scientific HIV/AIDS conference” and what did they come out with.. ….brace for this …”... new findings which suggest male circumcision can reduce infection by 60 percent” it was the

And oh, by the way..they organize a whole conference on this subject! May God jus bless our souls!! Guys, why are we wasting money, lets go back to the basics…. ABC…..yeah.....ABC.....Abstainance, Be Faithful and then if all else fails…..the use Condoms!! Say it again…ABC!

This is the strategy that worked in Uganda; it put us on the world stage as a testimony to the whole world! It gave Ugandans a sense of pride and accomplishment. It’s the first letters of the alphabet! I suspect their is an evil hand at play somewhere!! Somebody tell me something I don’t know!!